My Top Ten Albums of the Decade

Radiohead-In Rainbows

David Bazan-Curse Your Branches

mewithoutyou-Catch for Us the Foxes

Thrice-Alchemy Index

Arcade Fire-Funeral

Brand New-The Devil and God are Raging Inside of Me

Bright Eyes-Cassadaga

Bon Iver-For Emma

The Decemberists-Picaresque

Explosions in the Sky-The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place

The Top 5 Lyricists of All Time (According to Experts)

1. Nickelback

2. Creed

3. DMX

4. Lady Gaga

5. That one guy who won American Idol

Reasons Why I want to be a Pirate

1. Keira Knightley

2. Gold

3. Rum

4. Johnny Depp

5. Treasure

6. Keira Knightley

Literary Things I like to Do

• Use the word "Ironical" in pretentious literary conversations

• Write comments on my book member groups novel's that say, "Wish this had more vampires in it."

• Keep a copy of Faulkner's Absalom next to Confessions of a Shopaholic.

• Ask my professor what the symbology of James Joyce's Ulysses is.